is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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