i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Sorry my hands just texted you
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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