I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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