yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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