What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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