Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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