Non-Jews are for practice
This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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