All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Randomize
