i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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