i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
whose ass print is on the piano?
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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