You work out of a Hotel?
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
last night I used snow as a chaser
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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