i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
This show inspires me to have sex in space
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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