Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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