i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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