We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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