Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
