Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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