yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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