I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
we should paint friendship bongs
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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