You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
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