I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Are we still banned from the library?
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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