i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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