that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
