I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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