can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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