fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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