Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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