READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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