I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Operation Purity has been aborted
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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