Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Randomize