My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
You are a genius and a whore.
how does that bad decision feel?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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