Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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