I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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