u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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