Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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