Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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