Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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