i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Randomize
