I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Randomize
