I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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