I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
It was confusing and full of hummus
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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