that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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