it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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