dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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