no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
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