considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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