Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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