just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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