office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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