she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
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