I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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