You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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