Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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