I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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