What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
